Badger Jokes Not the best Badger Jokes in the world but here are a few ! __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ JOKE Did you hear the one about the frog whose hot dog van broke down near a badger's sett? He had to be TOAD into the HOLE! __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ JOKE A badger goes skydiving, but his parachute doesn't open. Plunging towards the earth, he sees another badger rising through the air towards him. "Hey, mate!" he shouts. "Know anything about parachutes?". "No!" shouts back the other: "- do you know anything about gas cookers?" __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ JOKE While discussing appropriate retribution for cruel badgerdiggers, badgerlovers came up with the following: What do you call a badgerdigger with a spade in his head? Answer ............ DOUG! What do you call a badgerdigger without a spade in his head? Answer ........ DOUGLAS! __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________